In addition to cold season, it’s also the holiday season. We would like to help you celebrate and share the holiday spirit with a Christmas classic, in a very Cold-EEZE way…
’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Many creatures were stirring – well… human (not mouse)
Mr. and Mrs. Jones were suffering from cold symptoms that were so very bad
It threatened to turn Christmas from joyous to sad
They sat round the dinner table, Mr. Jones scratched his head
And finally said: “let’s get some rest, let’s just go to bed”
He’d thrown in the towel, he’d given up hope
That his family of four would be able to cope
Little Marcy had caught the sniffles from a friend
And soon brother James had it too – they never thought it would end
The kids recovered, but soon both parents had it too
They didn’t know what it was – thought it was the flu
The doctor told them it was just a bad cold
“Very bad,” he repeated, “although common, I’m told”
That night James, Marcy and the elder Joneses trundled off to get some sleep
But Marcy snuck out of her room without uttering a peep
Still in her pajamas, she snuck down the stairs
She arrived in the living room, and plopped down in an overstuffed chair
Perched next to the window, she sang a sad little tune
And hoped for a sign that her parents would get better soon
What she saw shortly was a far better apparition
In the window appeared a bearded, heavy-set man with a sweet disposition
“Ho, ho, ho, little Marcy,” he cried out
And the sight of this man instantly changed her pout
“Santa!” she exclaimed, for she knew the face
Although she had never expected to see him in so familiar a place
And then he said: “My dear, you’re not feeling like yourself!
This news was passed on to me by one little elf.”
Surprised that he knew, Marcy nodded her head
He continued: “mom is sniffly, dad’s stuffly, they’re running off to bed!”
“Now, little Marcy, I know just what they need
Cold-EEZE that is really their speed
It helps shorten cold-time by almost half
It tastes so good it might make you laugh
What’s more, we’ve seen celebrities running to grab it too!
Cold sufferers should look at Stacy Keibler or Kris Humphries to get a clue
Take cheer, little Marcy, Cold-EEZE is here
With Strawberries & Cream by your side, there’s no need to fear
Here’s one for your father and one for your mother
And if you want more, please just ask for another!
Give them Cold-EEZE tonight, they’ll be better by the morrow
Christmas will once again be festive, no room for common colds and for sorrow!”
And down through the chimney came four great big bags
Marcy ran over to make sure her goodies she did snag
With his work there done Santa sprang to his sleigh; to his team gave a whistle
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle
But Marcy heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
But it’s the giving-thanks part of “Thanksgiving” that we really love; it’s so nice to have a holiday that’s centered on appreciating the good things in your life.
